Insane harry potter fanfic. "Potter, shut the bloody hell up!" He turned Potter's hair crimson red. Then, seeing the vibrant color, which actually brought out his emerald eyes quite nicely, he burst out laughing. Inwardly, he thought he really was going insane since he usually never switched from anger to laughter like that. Still, he kept laughing. "Ack! My hair!"

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Harry screamed falling extremely fast towards a miniscule dot. "Oh don't worry" the girl said waving a hand around as she lay on her back looking up at Harry. "Worry is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere" she then mimicked a rocking chair while smoking an invisible pipe.

Harry, however, plays the role of the antagonist, and is completely dark, insane, and very powerful. Quite a good mystery, and well-written. Also involves very descriptive sadistic scenes, per the request. 15 votes, 32 comments. 117K subscribers in the HPfanfiction community. For discussion of Harry Potter fanfiction.Proof that the remaining 10% is worth going mad from laughter for here.. These are recommendations made by Tropers for Harry Potter Crack Fic and Humor fanfic, all of which have to be signed to stay on the page. Feel free to add a fanfic of your own to the list, but remember to use the template found here.. You can also add to the current …

But don't flame, it's a pointless little activity that just makes me laugh. Insane Pleasures. Chapter 1. Harry Potter, brother of the boy who lived. Well, when you remembered that he existed. He was top of his class, had never been in a detention, star seeker of his house team, most sought-after boy in the his year.Learn why these stomach stones were once worth 10 times their weight in gold. Advertisement Remember how Professor Snape explained what a bezoar was in the first Harry Potter movie...Draco is a year older than her in this, in fact she's put into Luna and Ginny's year. "Potter, Harri." Called by McGonagall—quite clearly and perhaps a little too loudly—before the Great Hall; and as everyone turned to see a tiny frail looking girl edging cautiously up towards the sorting hat. She looked so utterly lost that they wondered ...Chapter 21: The Minds of the Criminally Insane. Harry woke what seemed to be a few short hours later, feeling rather comfortable and warm. Tepid sunlight splayed across his face, begging to open his wary eyes. I must be dead, was Harry's first conclusion as to why he felt so peaceful.Remus Lupin could be described as a simple man with a simple schedule – but a complicated life. First, it was his lycanthropy that threatened to ruin him. He was able to live with it and continue on. Next, it was the loss of his best friends. He learned to accept their faith and let his life go on.And Silas the original Harry the main alter the core. To everyone he was a pawn a war toy. His parents were alive they had suvived and sent him to be abused and destroyed. His godfather and lover alive but kept from him. His child his lover protected with his life. Many were shocked when Harry laughed when he was told.Fanfic of slexenskee's 'Crawlersout' FemHarry. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,833 ... Harry Potter is about to disrupt his life by convincing the world that he is Tom's mistake of a son, the by-product of one night the young Dark Lord was drunk and sixteen. Thus follows one of the biggest ...Is he going insane? He thinks that he is lucid, but really, in all honesty, how can he compare his mental health with the rest of his household? His mother is on edge with her nerves, his father has withdrawn into himself, and his aunt has always been crazy. He doesn't have anyone he can draw a parallel with."Potter!" an enraged but beautiful voice came from the creature standing before him. "Potter, potter, make a pot, spin it tall, spin it wide, color it with gold's and reds, no make that green, with silver please. Potter, potter, please make a pot, fire it up, won't you please." "…potter" the voice was more hesitant now. "Harry" the voice ...

A hard choice, between this and Harry Crow. Ha. Seriously, though, I can wax on about Inverarity's original series of works set in the American wizarding world endlessly but to avoid spoiling anything because I'd rather just let the storytelling and writing quality speak for itself, this is more than just reading a Harry Potter fanfiction ...Chapter Thirty Six: Quite Insane. Tom sat in the classroom and listened to Professor Sinistra's lecture about Jupiter and its moons. Skilfully, he had erected his persona of the ever studious Head Boy and diligently took notes. In truth his thoughts were miles away.Sensible Ginny Weasley wants to keep on crying, and then clean up the mess miserably. Sensible Ginny hates tattered ends. But Crazy Ginny wants to smile, then laugh cheerfully. Glee tries to bubble in her and overflows. Insane Gin scolds her logical self, asking her to leave the mess alone, just for once.

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Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav Insane. By: S-Drama-Queen-17. Alternate ending fic. The first is RHr, the second is HHr. The beginning belongs to both endings. Please RR! Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004 - id: 1697145 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten "Ron, Harry's gone completely insane." Ron …

Dec 11, 2023 · CHAPTER 1. "Harry", "Harry you should go up there." Hermione told him in a hushed voice. Harry was still trying to process what was happining around him. Eventhough he doubted it because of his dreams and announcement of the Triwizard tournament, he still thought he might get a quiet year. Free of all the saviour stuffs and all.Cross-Posted on Wattpad. Harry gains a creature inheritance from his mother's side: he's a Cheshire Cat. Losing his friends and his magic, Harry joins the 'freaks' of Gotham as a fully-fledged Cheshire Cat. Harry Potter crossover with Batman/Dark Knight Nolanverse. Part 2 of Fantastic Plots.Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav Sane or Insane. By: WolfWinks. Harry finds himself in a situation he never expected. Rated: Fiction T - English - Mystery/Horror - Harry P. - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Status: Complete - id: 11996312 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten Written for Quidditch League Fanfiction …LF Fanfiction Luna level Insane Harry. Request. Harry goes through so much, never either loses his mind or actively deals with problems the way a human would. I want to see a harry that becomes actively batshit insane to the point that only Luna truly understands him, and they'd be the only pairing that'd work, either because of someone's death ...

Possessive Harry Potter. When a golden snitch accidentally hits Draco and Ron during a game of Quidditch, they wake up in a blank void and the only way to escape is to give their other selves, in a different universe, a happy ending. Watch as they navigate through heats, the weird cliche storylines, and rumours.Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-39-} Harry knew that working with mentally unbalance kids that believed in magic had a certain amount of danger involved. But he had to do what he could to show them that they were just delusional. Otherwise, why would he have jumped into a mostly silver-patched wardrobe?Harry was sent to Azkaban after the last task only to be found innocent two years later, now he plans his revenge with a little insanity. And he's going to take the wizarding world by storm. Slash HPSS. Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure/Romance - Harry P., Severus S. - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,115 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 938 ...Books Harry Potter. Forgiveness is earned By: Heart-of-Angels. Harry was sent to Azkaban for the murder of the Dursleys and Percy Weasley. He is betrayed by everyone except a handful of people. Rated: Fiction T - English - Harry P., Ginny W. - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 120 - Updated: Jun 5, 2009 - Published ...Harry sighed into Severus’s palm, burning his flesh with scorching heat, clenching his heart in a tight grip, spinning his head in a mad swirl, “My type… is the terrifying calmness, the unyielding courage.”. The pair of green irises started into Severus’s own, making his bones tingle, melting his resolve, “My type…”.Harry nodded. "You're better than most wizards, Potter. They wouldn't have made a single effort to prevent that bastard from dying." Mad-Eye nodded in approval. At this, Harry felt his cheeks grow warm. It was embarrassing. Mad-Eye pulled out his wand and hovered it over Uncle Vernon's unconscious form. He suddenly barked. "Tonks!Possessive Harry Potter. When a golden snitch accidentally hits Draco and Ron during a game of Quidditch, they wake up in a blank void and the only way to escape is to give their other selves, in a different universe, a happy ending. Watch as they navigate through heats, the weird cliche storylines, and rumours.Books Harry Potter. Hawk-Eyed Charlie By: sakurademonalchemist. A baby is left on a doorstep, only this time Petunia Dursley isn't the one who takes it in. Charles 'Hawk-Eye' Potter, retired Sniper of her Majesty's Army is surprised when his adopted grandson turns out to be his own flesh and blood. Now Jamie has to deal with learning magic on ...Follow/Fav Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7. By: Steve2. This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! ... Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-42-}Draco is a year older than her in this, in fact she's put into Luna and Ginny's year. "Potter, Harri." Called by McGonagall—quite clearly and perhaps a little too loudly—before the Great Hall; and as everyone turned to see a tiny frail looking girl edging cautiously up towards the sorting hat. She looked so utterly lost that they wondered ...Is he going insane? He thinks that he is lucid, but really, in all honesty, how can he compare his mental health with the rest of his household? His mother is on edge with her nerves, his father has withdrawn into himself, and his aunt has always been crazy. He doesn't have anyone he can draw a parallel with.Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. Harry stared. Ollivander stared back. Then he gave a big grin. "I was wondering when I'd be seeing you in here, Mr. Potter," he said. Harry raised an eyebrow at the creepy insane guy. "It seems like it was just yesterday when I sold your parents their first wands." "Wands?" Harry ..."I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous." - Seamus Finnigan. Harry's Sanity. A Pointless Story in Four Parts. Part the First - In Which Harry's Mental State Is Discussed. Introduction - The Media Obsession With Hogwarts' Asylum StatusYou're Insane. The sun was the colour of dried rose petals, a burnt red blossoming across the sky, intertwining with hues of pink and blue to create a vivid sunset. Despite the warmth the star seemed to radiate, the cold winds and the snow that had settled into the forest floor were more than enough to freeze Juliette to her core.Harry screamed falling extremely fast towards a miniscule dot. "Oh don't worry" the girl said waving a hand around as she lay on her back looking up at Harry. "Worry is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere" she then mimicked a rocking chair while smoking an invisible pipe.Harry Potter + Twilight Crossover. Insane Love By: mirrorstare. The Potter children suffer a hard time thanks to a new problem in the Wizarding world. For their protection, they are sent away. Alec is sent to collect a seer for Aro and the brothers, but what happens when he falls in love. Related to my Terrible Twins.Run like hell and pray to god. Sitting in his room, Harry had a lot of time to think of his life. Hogwarts, the supposed best school in Europe held too many dangers. In his five years of schooling there, he had faced Voldemort and death more times then many adults. And Dumbledore, his Headmaster, had way too much influence in Harry's life.Also, some parts in this chapter are from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, which also belongs to J. K. Rowling. Chapter 1: I can't Live Without You. Hermione Granger was not short tempered. She liked to think that she was pretty patient. Yes, she easily got irritated but she rarely lost her temper.

With the death of the Dark Lord, Magical Britain went into a frenzy of celebrations. James Sirius Potter was proclaimed a hero and actually became the youngest person in history to receive an Order of Merlin. Granted, it was only a third-class award due solely to his youth. He also got his own chocolate frog card.When the man turns around a corner into an unused, unnoticed corridor, Harry expects to lose him for only a moment. He's wrong. The moment Harry turns the corner, all light and sounds of life disappear. He stops running and brings a hand up until he can feel the rough wall underneath his fingers. He leans against it.Chapter One: Madness. A young man with raven feather black hair sat huddled on the floor of a room that light had not shown in for many weeks. Tears fell down his face, which paled severely due to his lack of exposure to the sun. He did not know how long he had been in this position, nor did he care.Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter. Everyone thought that when the twin prank challenge ended, Hermione would go back to acting like normal instead of an insane person. However, they were all wrong. The problem was, Hermione liked acting insane (and bugging the hell out of the professors of Hogwarts). Her favourite person to annoy was Snape.Oct 18, 2021 · he murmured and held out a hand to the brunet. "I suppose not," Harry murmured in return as he took the hand, Draco easily tugging him to his feet. He led the blonde up to the highest room in the boys' tower, and undid the wards on his door. "Habit," he murmured sheepishly as he closed the door after them. "It's not a bad one," Draco replied as ...Welcome to r/HarryPotter, the place where fans from around the world can meet and discuss everything in the Harry Potter universe! Be sorted, earn house points, debate which actor portrayed Dumbledore the best and finally get some closure for your Post-Potter Depression."Only Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood would have Bob the Builder as an imaginary friend." 1234567890. Short but funny, at least to me. Not nearly as good as the Chubbchubbs, but that's because Inspiration hit, and then vanished into thin air for this one. I got the idea to get Harry to meet Luna right before Amileah suggested it. RuneSUMMARY: Harry has a roller coaster of a summer starting of depressed after Sirius's death, and receiving quite a few shocks from his relatives and supposed friends. Voldemort was vanquished in the MOM. WARNINGS: This story will contain Slash, Heterosexual, Homosexual and Bi-sexual Relationships.Swearing, Violence, Sexual Situations, Mpreg, …

Unwilling Champion. Harry had rarely before been as happy as he was now that he had ignored the instructions of Dumbledore to stay at Privet Drive last summer. For one thing the summer had been much nicer without the emotional abuse from his relatives. Really, thinking that Harry would be safe there after the episode with Aunt Marge was idiotic.But don't flame, it's a pointless little activity that just makes me laugh. Insane Pleasures. Chapter 1. Harry Potter, brother of the boy who lived. Well, when you remembered that he existed. He was top of his class, had never been in a detention, star seeker of his house team, most sought-after boy in the his year."Potter, shut the bloody hell up!" He turned Potter's hair crimson red. Then, seeing the vibrant color, which actually brought out his emerald eyes quite nicely, he burst out laughing. Inwardly, he thought he really was going insane since he usually never switched from anger to laughter like that. Still, he kept laughing. "Ack! My hair!"Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav Insane. By: S-Drama-Queen-17. Alternate ending fic. The first is RHr, the second is HHr. The beginning belongs to both endings. Please RR! Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004 - id: 1697145 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten "Ron, Harry's gone completely insane." Ron …"Bella, Potter! Pay attention!" "Oh. Her." Harry then went to poke Voldemort in the eyes again, but was blocked by Voldemort putting his hand up to stop Harry's two fingers from impacting his eyes. "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk," Voldemort chortled merrily. Harry was quick on the uptake and immediately grabbed the red nose and yanked down.Just Another Wrong Boy Who Lived Story by TheGarbageCanIsNotAMonster reviews. Harry Potter had a good life, until his second Halloween when his brother, Matthew, was proclaimed the boy who lived, and he was pushed to the shadows. Now, Harry has to put up with the bratty BWL and his vie for his parents' affection. Discontinued. Edited …Follow/Fav Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7. By: Steve2. This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! ... Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-16-}Insane Lord Mortem By: The Feisty Rogue. Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans.Insane Lord Mortem By: The Feisty Rogue. Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans.Harry nodded. "You're better than most wizards, Potter. They wouldn't have made a single effort to prevent that bastard from dying." Mad-Eye nodded in approval. At this, Harry felt his cheeks grow warm. It was embarrassing. Mad-Eye pulled out his wand and hovered it over Uncle Vernon's unconscious form. He suddenly barked. "Tonks!Curious about the Snake Diet or other fasting approaches to weight loss? Here's a look at what it is, how it works, expectations, pitfalls, and more. From Taylor Swift scandals to ...Harry, however, plays the role of the antagonist, and is completely dark, insane, and very powerful. Quite a good mystery, and well-written. Also involves very descriptive sadistic scenes, per the request. 15 votes, 32 comments. 117K subscribers in the HPfanfiction community. For discussion of Harry Potter fanfiction.It had been a week since Bellatrix found out it was Harry Potter in the other cell. And she could safely say, he was in constant hell. She doesn't know what the Dementors were doing. But it seemed to cause constant pain to him. And when he described the pain, she took in a sharp intake of breath. He just described the cruciatus curse.((A Snape fic.I feel insane.I thought of Snape.Tada)) I cant deal.I cant deal.Oh god,Ive reverted back to a hormone filled boy,scared of his shadow,guilty,so guilty.He's dead.He's dead.His eyes dont twinkle.I wont hear his infernal voice anymore.His teasing,annoyingly childish for a man his age.He wont age anymore.I rock myself to sleep.Its not sleep,the …Harry stopped and looked at Voldemort for a minute, then threw his head back and laughed. "Oh, Voldie, you are so wrong. Can't you tell the difference, Vold old boy. I'm Harry Potter, not Connor Potter. Don't insult me." Harry shot a stunning curse at Voldemort as he spoke. Voldemort brought up a shield. He walked closer the Harry, looking ...Follow/Fav Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7. By: Steve2. This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! ... Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-42-}You're Insane. The sun was the colour of dried rose petals, a burnt red blossoming across the sky, intertwining with hues of pink and blue to create a vivid sunset. Despite the warmth the star seemed to radiate, the cold winds and the snow that had settled into the forest floor were more than enough to freeze Juliette to her core.This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

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Harry screamed falling extremely fast towards a miniscule dot. "Oh don't worry" the girl said waving a hand around as she lay on her back looking up at Harry. "Worry is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere" she then mimicked a rocking chair while smoking an invisible pipe.

At first, Albus expected Harry to be oblivious to the way his friends were watching him. However, he soon realised that it wasn't so. Harry was completely aware that his housemates were keeping an eye on him, and, Albus realised with a start, he was also aware of Blaise's scrutiny. And yet he did nothing about it.Harry slept until they arrived about 15 minutes later. Stan let them all off and the bus took off again. Harry looked at the docks. There was a warehouse the guys all went to. It is dark. It is creepy. Then one of them turned on a light and a stage lit up. There were a lot of magic props up there Harry could see. "You've been fooled, Potter ...They both got on their broomsticks and started to fly. Ron had been to Hermione's house many times before, so Harry followed him there. They landed in the front yard, abandoned their brooms on the lawn, and rushed to the front door. Mrs. Granger came to the door a few minutes after Ron had rang the doorbell.Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter. Everyone thought that when the twin prank challenge ended, Hermione would go back to acting like normal instead of an insane person. However, they were all wrong. The problem was, Hermione liked acting insane (and bugging the hell out of the professors of Hogwarts). Her favourite person to annoy was Snape.In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused. Site : fanfiction.net | Category : Harry Potter | Rated : Fiction T | Chapters : 21 …Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter. Everyone thought that when the twin prank challenge ended, Hermione would go back to acting like normal instead of an insane person. However, they were all wrong. The problem was, Hermione liked acting insane (and bugging the hell out of the professors of Hogwarts). Her favourite person to annoy was …Insane Asylum Escapees Chapter 15: Detention And The Nazgûl, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. Books Harry Potter. Insane Asylum Escapees By: RuneWitchSakura. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid ...Harry sighed into Severus's palm, burning his flesh with scorching heat, clenching his heart in a tight grip, spinning his head in a mad swirl, "My type… is the terrifying calmness, the unyielding courage.". The pair of green irises started into Severus's own, making his bones tingle, melting his resolve, "My type…".

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